in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
i pledge allegiance
to the band
of mr. shneebly
and will not fight him for creative control
and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
stretch marks are really just a natural tattoo of the way the sun reflects on the ocean, and if you aint praising that you missing out.